ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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