that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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