she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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