I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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