What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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