I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
