I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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