hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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