Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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