guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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