It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
