Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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