Are we in a gay sports bar?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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