KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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