I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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