i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just want nice things and good sex
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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