Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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