you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
