you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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