Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
we're so committed to being not committed
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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