Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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