I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
