Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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