just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I don't deserve a penis
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
