Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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