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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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