We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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