I cockslap morals
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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