I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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