im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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