we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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