Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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