I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
