Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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