Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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