Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
