College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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