Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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