Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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