Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girl is more easily done than said...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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