I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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