Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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