But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
