just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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