you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
3pm strippers are depressing
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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