Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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