I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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