I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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