Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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