He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Damn victory sex feels great
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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